"It’s Christmas today♪ The town is lively and full of celebration♪"
The morning after Christmas, a beautiful woman in a Santa costume was humming a belated Christmas song while preparing breakfast in my kitchen.
This was something I couldn’t have imagined happening even on Christmas Day.
"Here! Today’s breakfast is Mii-chan’s special sweet, sweet tamagoyaki!"
"Yay! ...Wait, what are you doing?"
"Huh?! Could it be that you are allergic to eggs?"
"A person allergic to eggs living alone wouldn’t keep eggs in the fridge!"
"Hmm? So... what does that mean?"
"I’m not allergic to eggs!"
I continued to bombard Mii-san, who was physically patting her chest in relief.
"Why are you still here?! And why are you even making breakfast?"
"I told you, Mii-chan just can’t leave people like you alone!"
This isn’t going anywhere... I should try tackling more fundamental questions.
"Are you Santa Claus, Mii-san?"
"Well, I might destroy your dreams, but I’ll tell you straight, Santa Claus is actually ..."
"Alright, I understand. Forget it."
[ A/N: This is an R18 novel site, so I don't think I need to be so considerate, but I'll try not to expand on this topic any further.]
"Um, Mii-san, are you part of some organization, receiving orders or instructions for activities like this? Or are you completely doing this on your own?"
"Hmm? I don’t really get it, but Mii-chan is just doing what she wants to do! There’s no one telling me what to do or anything like that!"
"Do you dress as Santa all year round?"
"No way! I wore the Santa outfit because yesterday was Christmas! You’re so lucky to see a special Christmas Mii-chan!"
It seems like I’ve unknowingly hit a 1/365 miracle.
"So, starting today, you won’t be wearing the Santa costume anymore?"
"I was planning to stop, but... maybe I’ll keep wearing this outfit for a while longer?"
"Why is that?"
"Because when you say it like that, sounding all disappointed... Come on, you liked the outfit, right?"
Saying that, she smiled sweetly. That cute smile and the way she seemed to read my mind made my heart skip a beat.
Just as Mii-san said, I really do like the Santa costume.
At this point, I couldn't help but think that even a chubby, white-bearded old man dressed as Santa could be seen as a sexual object, just because of the costume. The Santa outfit had become something special to me.
"Mii-san, you said you can’t leave people like me alone, but does that mean if you find someone else you think feels the same way as me... you, uh... do things for them too?"
"Yes!"
I had a feeling, but hearing it said so plainly made me feel like I’m not a special person to her, and it kind of hurt.
"Actually, I’m planning to do something like that again... would you like to come with me?"
"Eh?"
"If you come with me, Mii-chan would be really happy!"
Wait, does that mean... we're going to have a threesome!?
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"Ah, hold on... could you go a bit slower... please?"
"Ah! Don't pull! You can't pull that hard..."
"What? Wait? Are you going to come? Don't come!"
"Ah! Don’t run off, puppy! Stop, stop!"
If I were to describe what’s happening as it is, you might think I was about to do a threesome, but I was actually just walking three dogs.
I know this probably sounds confusing, but I honestly don't know how I ended up in this situation either.
"The owner of these dogs hurt their leg in an accident a little while ago."
It seems like Mii-san, holding one leash in each hand, is about to explain why things turned out this way.
"So, I saw the owner walking these dogs with crutches, and I thought, 'Mii-chan, this is bad! I have to help!' So I offered, 'I can take them for a walk instead.' At first, they said, 'No, it’s fine,' and declined..."
I’m pretty sure what they were doing wasn’t being polite—it was more like they were being cautious.
"Eventually, the owner entrusted Mii-chan with these dogs... and now, every day, Mii-chan takes them for a walk!"
Saying that, she gave me a beaming smile. Seeing that innocent smile, I thought, 'Ah, it’s because of it's her that the dogs' owner trusted her with the walk.'
"But you know, as good as it was to be entrusted with them, it turned out to be harder than I expected... because humans only have two arms, right? And yet, walking three dogs at once..."
"So that’s why you were saying you’d be happy if I came with you..."
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"You know, Mii-chan used to be an ordinary office worker."
After delivering the three dogs to their owner, Mii-san suddenly began speaking while we were taking a break on a bench at a nearby park. It seems like this is where Mii-san's story about her past is about to begin.
"Now, I’m like this, but back in my OL days, I was quite the capable woman! I was relied on by both my superiors and juniors... being relied upon became normal for me... It was around that time that I saw that AV!"
"AV!?"
"In that AV, of course, the man enjoying himself was obvious, but the woman who was making him feel good also had a very blissful expression... Watching that, I thought to myself, 'I’m doing my best for everyone, but I can’t make anyone feel as happy as that, and I’m not happy myself!' That's why Mii-chan quit the company she was working for and started doing what she's doing now!"
That’s the kind of thing you often hear from adult film actresses in interviews! I used to think, 'There’s no way, it’s probably just scripted,' and made fun of it, but then I saw it happen in real life... (Although, the person in front of me is definitely way crazier!)
I’m sorry for making fun of adult actresses until now...
As I was dumbfounded by the shocking truth that something sexual can sometimes awaken a desire to help others, I offered a heartfelt apology in my mind—one that would never reach anyone—when Mii-san, having finished telling her story, suddenly stood up from the bench.
Mii-san stood up, placing her left hand on her waist and pointing sharply at the sky with her right hand...
"Alright! Next, let’s go shopping!"
She proclaimed proudly.
"Shopping...? Is there something you want to buy?"
"Yeah! Your clothes!"
"...What?"
"It’s a thank you for helping with the walk! I’ll use Mii-chan's fashion sense to coordinate an amazing outfit for you!"
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